My sister made me a new super cute pincushion for Christmas. She lives very far away. Much too far away, if you ask me. She spends much of her time away from us, and I'm always sad to see her leave. I was thinking about her today and then began to chat with her, ("don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day." Name that movie and you get a bazillion lollipops) in hopes of reminding her that I am hilarious and she can have a reminder of that anytime.
Here is what happened next; featuring The Pincushion.
(A million dollars goes to whoever can guess what I'm doing in each photo).